Presented by Mike Smedley

The cantankerous Mike Smedley has assembled a photo-rich compost pile of utterly regrettable plantings along with fertilizer sacks full of silly things in horticulture. Ludicrous practices in the garden will be revealed and pruned away, followed by liberal applications of sarcasm.

No matter if your thumb is green or black, you'll laugh at (and relate to) topics such as: "What the #*&@ was I thinking?!?"… "We grew this in Houston so it should grow here, right?"… "Everyone knows that horehound was named in honor of a brothel owner's French poodle "… "Plant stuff that deer will eat"… and "Astroturf and plastic flowers for responsible xeriscaping." Join us for a ribald romp in the dirt.